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14 essays

The Cat Chronicles

Whiskers, purrs, and the small daily ministry of cats.

August 17, 2025 · 763 words

Dreams

JD on the Rocks, LIIT in a Coke Bottle

I almost made it into a Netflix true-crime doc, but at least I found freedom from my own ghosts.

August 24, 2025 · 599 words

Humor

My Sunday

Humor is how I rob misery of its power. Which is why my Sunday reads like a sitcom written by ants, vodka, and a leaking AC.

August 28, 2025 · 507 words

Dreams

The Book I’ll Never Read

A lost novel written in my sleep, stolen by pills, guarded by a cat, and preserved only in another universe.

September 10, 2025 · 482 words

Cats

My Cat Turned Into a Groom and I Became the Mother-in-Law

This December, I may be promoted to cat grandma.

September 24, 2025 · 564 words

Family

Guilt, My Most Loyal Pet

Forget cats and dogs. The only pet that outlives you is guilt.

October 27, 2025 · 650 words

Mental Health

How to Have a Nervous Breakdown Gracefully

A self-help guide for those who like their despair well-lit.

November 21, 2025 · 646 words

Cats

The Tick in My Ceiling Fan

A tiny noise kept me awake for years.

December 4, 2025 · 1,168 words

Love

Premature Enlightenment: A Philosophy of Unhinged Decisions

A field guide to waking up, choosing yourself, and not going to jail.

January 14, 2026 · 370 words

Cats

My Cat Ran Away and I’m Supposed to Pretend This Isn’t About Men

On trauma, tenderness, and the urge to flee from being loved

March 2, 2026 · 791 words

Philosophy

The Afternoon I Couldn’t Find a Reason to Hurry

On the rare discomfort of a day that asked nothing of me.

March 25, 2026 · 1,027 words

Dreams

I Tried Everything to Feel Something

Running, collapsing, observing, arranging, returning, in fragments

March 25, 2026 · 732 words

Cats

Some Nights, I Rehearse Telling You I’m Afraid of the Dark

A life continues in small, precise ways after the person it was built with leaves

April 6, 2026 · 764 words

Dreams

The Catharsis of Nothingness

Not peace. Not healing. Just… suspended.

April 24, 2026 · 586 words

Cats

Corners That Don’t Get Cleaned

There are places you don’t think to look.